Fox News headlines v. real headlines, part 2425183.
The brunette part is really important.
Fun fact, our hair color reveals our place in pansexual society. Blondes are our record keepers. The great librarians, they collect, analyze, store, and distribute information to the rest of us. They are blonde because they reflect the light of knowledge. Those with Black Hair are our inventors. They investigate, produce, and teach new technologies so that we may thrive in future times. Their hair is black because of their frequent dives into the void of the unknown. Burnettes are our ambassadors. They interact with people, plants, and animals, forging bonds that can protect us when we are threatened. Their hair is brown because of their deep connection to the earth.
And as for redheads.
You don’t want to know the purpose of the Red Heads. But may their hellfire consume our enemies.
As a pan ginger i can confirm all of this. also
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list of things i need to do
- a lot
things im not doing
- any of that
no idea if this paper is GOOD but its DONE
An anthology of short stories by college students
REALLY IS BATMAN
he sure has the no-parent requirement to be Batman
WAS THAT REALLY NECESSARY
oh but yes
WAIT FUCK I WON THE XBOX ONE BUT ITS REGISTERED UNDER ‘KNUTTSACH JONES’ IM A FUCKING IDIOT
when someone who is usually really sweet and forgiving gets pushed too far and snaps